- "Hey, you lookin' at me? Huh? You wanna take this outside or what?"
- "You have beautiful eyes. They remind me of a eyes of a Basset Hound."
- "I'll bet you're goods at judo...you've got a really low center of gravity."
It also can bring on unintended attention...from other men. Ooops.
I'd been told that women often appreciate fine art. So, I tried this..."Do you think that J.M.W. Turner's later paintings presaged the rise of the Impressionists, or that he was too drunk to see what he was doing?"
I guess the question would have been okay if the lady I asked had any idea who J.M.W. Turner was.
Music was supposed to be another icebreaker. But "I can hardly wait until the Mother Ship brings back Elvis" only drew a nervous giggle.
She thought I was JOKING!