One of the cool things about cancer is positivity. I like cheerful things, and I am most irritatingly upbeat.
So I was watching Return Of The Jedi the other day, and it occurred to me what a bummer the Death Star's name is. I mean, really? Who could be happy working there?
I'll bet those dudes in their goofy caps (Trick or treat!) and lame helmets that look like they're covering up a bad case of the mumps have lines that snake through several corridors to the pshrink's office. Not to mention the Darth Vader theme being on Muzak's auto-repeat.
So, Evil Empire, I have some alternate names for the Death Star...
The Pretty Pony Happy Star
The Hello Kitty Magic Star
The Strawberry Shortcake Birthday Star
The Pikachu Poké Star
And, since the Empire employs chicks, the Cyndi Lauper Party Star, decked out like a mirror ball, with an Imperial Mall at its heart, because girls just wanna have fun.
I mean, guys, you can still blow stuff up with a cool name and mirrors (or maybe paint it pink!).
But maybe you'll be smiling so much you won't want to.
Which is kinda the whole point.
I get so tired of posturing,
nicknames to call fear and dread,
and attitude that's fostering
a woodenness of heart and head,
but maybe it's a simple thing
to change the angry mind.
Just step back and choose to bring
a name both bright and kind
to evoke a cheerful smile
and happy skipping steps
instead of drear and weltschmerz style
and daily sodden schlepps
to fetch water from poisoned stream...
why do this when your dance can gleam?
The Five Minute Friday prompt this week is ANYMORE.
When the space shuttle Challenger blew up in January of 1986, it was found that NASA had become acceptant of bad situations, specifically erosion of the o-rings that joined sections of the solid rocket boosters. Erosion was exacerbated by cold, since the o-rings were rubber, but NASA figured that some excursions to the edge of danger were acceptable against The Big Picture, keeping the flight schedule. It was called The Normalization Of Deviance.
They were proven wrong, and the bitter joke became 'NASA means Need Another Seven Astronauts'.
Now we as a country are there. How on earth did we let this happen?
We're in mortal danger,
this nation once so great.
We're tolerant of anger,
and normalized the hate
of anyone who's different,
the Muslim and the Jew,
the Catholic and Protestant,
and we hate me and you,
for in our blind acceptance
of what should be called sin,
we pay the devil deference
and bowing, let him in
to a place whose lease we can't afford
that should be a dwelling for the Lord.
The Five Minute Friday prompt this week is PERSEVERE.
The world will push you to the brink
with click-bait redolent of hate
until within your heart you think
that it's really far too late
to bring back basic decency,
a world in which the social frame
honours all with right to be free,
and dignity's more than a game.
You cannot push your leaders toward
a better thought, nor academic halls,
but you can lay bright virtue's sword
against the rabble at the walls
to cut the heathen ranks right through
and bleeding, come to what is True.
The Beatles would say that all you need is love, but Sylvia would maintain that all you need is vanilla ice cream. I'm with her on this.