Sunday, May 12, 2019

Your Dying Spouse 618 - Happy Mothers' Day!

We all get our own take on Mothers' Day. I've decided to own it.

Today is truly my own day
unlike any other,
for did not they always say
that I am one big ugly mutha?
My biceps are twice the normal size
and my chest needs XXL,
but cage your passion, avert the eyes,
I've got a wife as well.
She tries to keep me in my lane
so I don't get too proud,
but hiding this would be insane
and I proclaim it, LOUD!
And thus, you see my quandary:
"Yes, dear, glad to do the laundry."

Music from the Beach Boys, with Don't Worry Baby.


Thanks to Carol Ashby, Blessed Are The Pure Of Heart is back on Kindle, and will be available in paperback soon.

Friends are everything. I couldn't have done it.

Marley, the canine waif from Afghanistan, whom WE helped save, has a Facebook page! Please drop by to see how happy he is today.


Below are my recent releases on Kindle -please excuse their presence in the body of the blog. I haven't the energy to get them up as 'buttons' in the sidebar. You can click on the covers to go to the Amazon links.











12 comments:

  1. (((((Andrew)))))

    LOL !

    Annie in Texas

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    1. ((((((Annie!))))))

      I'm so glad you liked this!

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  2. Priceless! Happy Muthas Day! Its not belated. Every day is mothers day.

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    1. Thank you, Mary, and so glad you enjoyed this!

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  3. This made me chuckle - thank you!!! : )

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    1. Melissa, thank YOU for letting me know you enjoyed this.

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  4. Ha-ha, Andrew. It's a good thing you've got a wife who can keep you in line . . . in love, of course. ;)

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    1. Jeanne, I agree with that...about a thousand percent!

      Without Barb I woul be a REAL mess.

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  5. Encore...��
    Would'a, could'a, should'a
    been a dj/comedian...
    ������
    Positive vibes, love the positive vibes...
    Keep it amazing, Andrew!��

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